Joke Friday

I've been busy, and didn't have time to search for a good joke until this evening. It's still Friday so it qualifies. Here's a little chuckle about running to cheer up Colleen.

Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?" I replied: "Do you want to know?" and I dropped out.