Friday, March 7, 2008

Joke Friday

I'm not very good at telling jokes, but I can find them and put one here once a week. Here's some nerd humor. Enjoy!

A hydrogen atom and a helium atom go into a bar. The hydrogen atom is clearly upset, and moans, "I've lost my electron, my only electron." The concerned helium atom says, "Just calm down now... are you sure you've lost it?" The hydrogen atom replies, "Yes, I'm positive!"

Later, a neutron walks into the same bar. He sits down and says to the bar tender, "Hey, how much for a beer?" The bar tender looks at him and says, "For you, no charge!"


Julie said...

I called my son Troy into the room and said. Do you think this joke is funny??? and he said.... "No", but I understand it............ Well, that is more than I got out of it. Good job.

Some Call Me Mom said...

Austin laughed and understood it too! I made him explain it to me to make sure he got it right. At least I think he did. Maybe we should double check with Uncle Danny. I haven't studied electrons and neutrons since 1988!